I was tagged!

Miss Marla tagged me to write 7 things about myself for you. She is my friend Maizie's Mama.

1) I went to Maizie's house by myself before.

2) I can do a somersault.

3) I like bananas, but I don't have a banana tree.

4) I saw a piggy in the mud at the farm, and a girl farmer. I asked her for a pink piggy that was clean that I could cuddle. So she cleaned it in her bathtub, and gave it to me and I took it home.

5) I can jump really high and get an apple from a tree. I don't need a ladder.

6) When I was a little girl, I played brain-pop jr. on the computer, and when I was grown up I went to Brenna's house for a sleepover, and I had a loose tooth and it fell out in my spaghetti! I told Mommy, there was blood in my tooth.

7)I am four years old and I will turn five in July.

Editors note: Some of the above is true, some is loosely based on reality, and some is just the completely fictitious ravings of a 4 year old girl.

Peter Pan according to Onika

Once upon a time there was a house and inside that house there was three beds and there was a girl and two boys and one was named John and one Michael. The girls name was Wendy.
They had a dog, Nanna. The dog chased Michael into the bathroom and put him in the bath.
There was a flying boy with a little fairy and they went to Wendy Darling.
The boy was named Peter and the fairy was Tinker Bell.
The girls looked up at him and said "are you flying?" and the boy said "Of course I'm flying!"
So they went to Neverland and there was Pirates! And Mermaids! And Mr. Smee! And Indians!!
There was a crocodile and it had sharp teeth and a clock inside it's throat and wings! It wanted to eat Captain Hook.
They went to the mermaids but Peter made Wendy get away from there so the mermaids wouldn't eat her.
Then Peter fighted with Captain Hook and turned pink.
Then Wendy and John and Michael went back home and went back to sleep.
The End